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Daniel R.Posted by Daniel R 25 Sep, 2009 09:57AM
The first laws of Prime Minister Count Vladimir Dracula.

  1. No garlic to be eaten.
  2. All Christian churches are to be demolished, and the crosses burnt, to make way for gothic nightclubs.
  3. The Beefeaters of the tower are now called the bloodsuckers.
  4. Regular blood donations.
  5. Guy Falks day is now Van Helsing day and instead of burning Guy Falks you burn Van Helsing.
  6. Britain is not a Country it’s now a COUNTry.
  7. We have pulled out of the E.U. and have made an alliance with Romania, called the Treaty of Transylvania.
  8. The Union Jack and now is called the Union Vlad.



Posted by Tara Shannon 16 Oct, 2009 02:02PM

Hahaha, I love it!

Posted by Anne D. 13 Oct, 2009 07:11PM

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Posted by Mary D. 05 Oct, 2009 01:58PM

COOOOL!!!!smiley

Posted by Leif Ahnland 25 Sep, 2009 11:53AM

Hello Vlad,

Pleased to meet you at last. Honoured in fact.

A few humble suggestions for amendments and addition to your laws.

No garlic to be eaten. OBVIOUS. POSSIBLY ALL SILVER SHOULD BE CONFISCATED AS WELL. MAYBE THERE IS A PENALTY EVEN FOR GROWING OR SMUGGLING GARLIC. All Christian churches are to be demolished, and the crosses burnt, to make way for gothic nightclubs. PERHAPS THE CHURCH COULD SIMPLY BE DESECRATED AND MADE UNHOLY GROUND AS THEY ARE OFTEN QUITE GOTHIC AS IT IS. The Beefeaters of the tower are now called the bloodsuckers. GREAT. Regular blood donations. PERFECT. Guy Falks day is now Van Helsing day and instead of burning Guy Falks you burn Van Helsing. GOOD ONE. Britain is not a Country it’s now a COUNTry. PERHAPS ENOUGH TO CALL IT A county? WITHOUT THE R. We have pulled out of the E.U. and have made an alliance with Romania, called the Treaty of Transylvania. VERY GOOD ONE THIS, GREAT IDEA. The Union Jack and now is called the Union Vlad. COULD PERHAPS BE CALLED THE UNION OF THE DRAGONS AND PICTURE A DRAGON?

On the whole fantastic suggestions your highness. Brilliant. We are all jubilant and grateful for the mercy bestowed upon us and our County. Please keep it up!

Your humblest of servants,

The Keeper of the Books