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benny the elephants last ride

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 04 Jun, 2009 04:35PM

one time when andrew the sausage was on drugs and was killing people. well it has been many years but he starts to kill elephants all over the world.

benny is at hom and staring up at the stars quietly when suddenly he hears a noise coming from below. he looks down and sees a giant sausage with legs , arms and an axe. benny thinks he looks delicous and jumps down to eat him.

andrew the sausage puts the axe where he will land on it but benny has a secret. with his very very big ears he floats away to safety. andrew goes crazy and puts some drugs in his mouth and attacks. the axe goes straight into benny. benny falls over and andrew stands on him and shouts ALL THE ELEPHANTS ARE NOW EXTINCT HAHAHAHAHAHA. no one came to benny's funeral and not even his parents. his parents were dead too. they were all buried in some dead guys mouth.smileysmileysmileysmiley


Posted by Leif Ahnland 20 Jun, 2009 08:56PM

I think I must agree with Mr Oakshaft there, the beginning is indeed a little shocker. I wouldn't mind some follow up on Andrew's mental health though. And, it is possible, the ending is a wee bit on the harsh side. Write more and please come to the workshops or talk to me in the library, it would be good to discuss it a bit.

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Posted by Martin Oakshaft 04 Jun, 2009 10:28PM

my god.. thats wonderfully surreal. *and* entertaining!

"one time when andrew the sausage was on drugs and was killing people. well it has been many years but he starts to kill elephants all over the world" <---- brilliant opening, made me do a double-take and go "wha??"

:)