andrew the sausage gets a job
one day andrew was bored and for some reason decided to get a job.
the job centre was a dull ugly place, lots of people looked sad liked the world was going to end. andrew joined a line and filled in a form, then joined another line.
an ugly fat grape was talking to andrew "do you like animals?"
"yes i do i once had a pet bee but it stung me." the grape did not look pleased "i'll just stop talking now."
25 cuts later andrew was back at the job centre.
2 weeks later andrew had found the perfect job
working at the swimming centre!