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the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 20 May, 2009 07:20PM
andrew the sausage gets a job

one day andrew was bored and for some reason decided to get a job.

the job centre was a dull ugly place, lots of people looked sad liked the world was going to end. andrew joined a line and filled in a form, then joined another line. 

an ugly fat grape was talking to andrew "do you like animals?" 

"yes i do i once had a pet bee but it stung me." the grape did not look pleased "i'll just stop talking now." 

25 cuts later andrew was back at the job centre.

2 weeks later andrew had found the perfect job 

                         working at the swimming centre!

Posted by Martin Oakshaft 21 May, 2009 10:41AM

once again a brilliant, surreal and very entertaining story :)