The Librarian's Revenge ©

The Librarian's Revenge ©

An Odyssey Into The Wonderful World Of Words

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Love

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 23 Sep, 2010 08:08AM

Never dump someone you love, not for someone else or just because you hardly ever see them. keep who you love and dont let them go because you only ever love one person in your life, and you cant do anything to stop loving them. dont bottle it up, scream it to the world and if they deny you, you cant deny the fact that you're in love.

my world war 1 diary

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 10 Nov, 2009 12:03PM

20th November 1914

Dear diary,

Today was terrible, my best friend Charlie died by mustard gas. Why him? Cant this war just stop right now. I wish I didn’t sign up for this, if I was at home I could have been with my girlfriend fishing in a nice quiet lake. I hate killing people and now I’m going to feel guilty for the rest of my life. How can I stop this nightmare?

the librarians girlfriend

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 17 Sep, 2009 03:57PM

danielle is the librarians girlfriend and he loves her to bits. there has never been one night where they have disagreed on something. they had both worked in a library and have the same book interests. well really it was love at first sight and by that i mean before they were going out they were both about to grab the same book until a little kid with glasses got it so they beat him up together.

after he was dead they went to the most fanciest restaurant in town, an alley way. they had to find the food and eat it off the floor but you had to make pig noises for every bite. danielle didnt like it but the librarian had a great time. afterwards they went home but they didnt make love, they just read books and books until they read every one of them.

they got bored so they changed the story without telling me and did make love and not read books (they lied to me!!!!)

THATS IT I QUIT!!!!! SLAM went the door that i just slammed....... bye

when cows fart

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 11 Sep, 2009 08:30AM

when cows fart it is worse than a skunk, deadlier than a tornado and ummmmm WILL KILL YOU.

if you ever see a cow run to buy a sniper and shoot it in the bum and when you do that it will release its inner gas and you will die.......

if you are still alive after you shoot the cow please call

555 i just shot a cow and survived woo hoo 649

the librarian's shaving day

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 10 Sep, 2009 03:26PM

one day the librarian was shaving his beard...... ( this story is weird )when suddenly his shaver broke. it was the end of the world of shavers because he had the last one in the world. he was left with a moustache and a goaty.

what was he gonna do. ( wow i'm bored)

the end

for now(the story will continue when the librarian grows a beard longer than 2 metres)

benny the elephant zombie style

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 10 Sep, 2009 08:23AM

if you have already seen the other adventures of benny the elephant then you may read this, if not well...... GO SEE THE REST!!!

benny was dead in his grave. (wow this might get boring just being in a grave but not really dead, oops werent supposed to tell you that) yes yes yes he's not dead he just faked it.

he didnt have much space in his 10 ft coffin cos his mum and dad were in there as well still alive. they all tried to escape but never worked but they never thought of pressing the button that said '' free the elephants'' but they cant read. but benny liked red buttons so he just pressed it. earthquakes came, nuclear warheads went boom boom i mean exploded.

they were free yippee. wait a minute that means i have to write more stories. so not fair. next time benny will have a mohawk and wear a pink hat and red dress hahahaha. but the really bad thing was his face was upside down, his bum was on his tummy and one eye was on his foot. lets just say he's now an ugly zombie and the only girlfriend he'll get is frankenstein's wife.

benny stole ice creams cos he was hungry. he stole monkey's cos he was hungry and worst thing is that he ate the whole building of mcdonald's. but who can stop him. superman can. he came flying down but benny opened his mouth and superman was swallowed. ok what about batman.he came gliding down but benny sucked him through his trunk. but there was one more hero who could save the town. its ugly crazy dude!!!!

he let benny swallow him and saved superman and batman. benny died and they carried him to his mum where they wanted to eat him cos he was full of mcdonalds

boys nightmare

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 09 Sep, 2009 01:56PM

have had many adventures in my years but this one is the worst. it all started when i was 7 when my friend dave and I were playing with our playdough but dave wanted to take mine but i didnt let him. then he just walked out in a mood.

for 4 years dave has always wanted to hurt me just because of that day and he was now a bully and has chased me with his gang called 4.3. i never liked them and they never liked me.

its tuesday and im walking home from school when suddenly here they come on their bmx's. i start running but they're just that one bit faster than me so i decide to hide in an abandoned house. i wasnt too sure but i had to if i wanted to get away. opening the door as fast as i can i get in. luckily the door was open if not i would have been worse than a scrambled egg.

as i'm walking i hear footsteps and not just my footsteps. someone else was here. i open a door but it is a dead end except it was filled with bats and this green goop that was bubbling on the floor. it smelt worse than a five week old rotten sandwich. i try another door and theres a candle light on the shelf so i take it.

COME TO ME!!! that was the voice i kept hearing and it was getting louder. No one heard from him again on that night.

the duck family go to france

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 11 Jun, 2009 07:15PM
one day a family of ducks go on holiday to france, but of course they float there but forget their lucky feathers so they have to float back to their home where they then leave their luggage at france. they get home to get their feathers. once they have got back to france they all picked up the luggage and go to the hotel which then they forget their wallet at home. all the ducks got really mad and then went on a murder spree and even killed mario and luigi who were also on a murder spree who tried to kill sonic the hedge hog. but sonic the hedghog was trying to kill tails who tails was trying to kill knuckles. knuckles was trying to yoshi but yoshi won the murder spree and nobody survived. the end

benny the elephants last ride

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 04 Jun, 2009 04:35PM

one time when andrew the sausage was on drugs and was killing people. well it has been many years but he starts to kill elephants all over the world.

benny is at hom and staring up at the stars quietly when suddenly he hears a noise coming from below. he looks down and sees a giant sausage with legs , arms and an axe. benny thinks he looks delicous and jumps down to eat him.

andrew the sausage puts the axe where he will land on it but benny has a secret. with his very very big ears he floats away to safety. andrew goes crazy and puts some drugs in his mouth and attacks. the axe goes straight into benny. benny falls over and andrew stands on him and shouts ALL THE ELEPHANTS ARE NOW EXTINCT HAHAHAHAHAHA. no one came to benny's funeral and not even his parents. his parents were dead too. they were all buried in some dead guys mouth.smileysmileysmileysmiley

benny the elephant special edition.

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 01 May, 2009 10:22AM

evr since benny the elephant was a kid he wanted to be an astronaut and i this story his dream comes true.

benny had just woke up and was on his way to work. he worked as a snake tamer although sometimes he got hurt by the rattle snake when he tried to dance with it. but today wasnt a good day for him because all the snakes died of venom. the manager explained to benny that they were all fighting about who liked benny the best. benny went home to relax and stare up at the stars. he saw a shoting star fly by and made a wish except he couldnt think of one. the star was fading and benny still hadnt thought of something to wish for. then he thought of being an astronaut and then screamed I WISH I WAS AN ASTRONAUT as loud as he could. nothing happened so he went to bed.

when he woke up he wasnt at home, he was in a space ship. he looked out the window and he was in space. they lannded on the moon and he put the elephant flag in the moon. he was the first elephant on the moon. he started doing the moonwalk when suddenly little green aliens started grabbing him and pulling him to their lair. they hooked him up to a machine that showed his memories of everything. they were trying to get data to go to earth and live there in peace but benny wouldnt let that happen.he pulled the wires out of his head and ran back to the ship but the aliens followed.he got in just in time before they go their guns out.

benny arrived home safely and just forgot about the whole thing. although he did bring a little souvenir from the moon and that was a little green alien. he went to sleep and in the morning he tried to tell people that he was an astronaut but no one believed him so he just kept it a secret for now.

benny the elephant rides again

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 29 Apr, 2009 12:44PM

if you have read benny the elephant you will know he is a scientist but is also a bit greedy.

benny likes to travel in time but things change when he does travel in time so he does it very rarely. benny is waiting for a bus to go to the zig zag zoo so he could see his mother and father. when he gets there he finds out that his mother and father isn't there. he goes to the information desk and asks where his mum and dad is but they had no record of them.

benny searches high and low in the zoo for them but he had no luck. he asks the monkeys and they said they saw them passing a minute ago . he followed that wayand eventually he finds them at the snack bar. benny was really mad but calmed down and had a drink of coca cola. benny went home as he was tired and had a head ache. he went to see them the next day and he had to find them again. oh well benny maybe put a lock on their cave.

benny the elephant

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 29 Apr, 2009 12:31PM

benny the elephant entered a raffle for the prize of 1 MILLION POUNDS and he won but he wasnt aloud the money until he was 55 years old. benny the elephant is a scientist and once before he made a time machine so he used it to go into the future to when he was 55 years old. he saw himself with the money in his old wrinkly hands. he mugged himself and got back to his normal time.

he spent his money on a sweet shop and ate all the sweets in 5 minutes. but he felt bad because the money was a waste so he went back in time to stop himself buying the sweet shop and the went forward in time to stop himself from mugging his 55 year old self.

it was a success and he completely ignored the fact that he got smacked in the mouth for mugging himself. oh well maybe next time benny.

my dream under water

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 28 Apr, 2009 03:31PM

it is wednesday and i'm learning to swimbecause at the moment i cant. we all have to jump in but i dont want to because im scared, suddenly one of my friends push me in. i try to swim but i cant and im sinking below to the bottom. i open my eyes and im imagining i'm in the ocean. i see sharks, dolphins and fish swim by me and everything was peaceful. i completely ignored the fact that i was actually in my school swimming pool. i must try and swim back up as i can feel the air slipping out of me. i float back up. i am safe

the diary of a maid

Mary D.Posted by Benjamin S. 28 Apr, 2009 03:21PM

day 4

I hoped i had got away with the vegtable fiasco, not likely. i was summoned to the front room and given another telling off, i hope sencierly that i don't lose my job, that would be the ultimate curse upon my poor family.

the diary of a maid

Mary D.Posted by Benjamin S. 28 Apr, 2009 03:17PM

day 3 I have just discovered that the 'darling' children i am looking after are no more than trouble makers, they took half an hour to convince them to get changed into sunday best. I got a thourgh telling off and when i tried to complain, she threatened me with the sack. My family desperately need this money so i just bore the brunt of her anger and hoped not to feel it's full force again.

At dinner the children refused to eat their greens, i feared for my place so i ate them and said to the children to keeep quiet about it and i would eat their greens every other day.

i have got away with it, for now at least!

world gone weird

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 28 Apr, 2009 02:00PM

one day I was walking my dog around the park when suddenly an unexpected earthquake occured. while the earthquake was stopping I looked around to see if anyone was hurt but no one else was here. but the strangest thing started happening. my dog was turning blue, the sky was turning red and the grass was turning yellow.

I ran home to talk to my mum. she thought the dog always looked weird but then i show her the grass but she just ignores the fact that its gone yellow. i pass by my living room mirror and see that i have orange hair and green skin. i try to dye my hair back to its natural color but it didnt work.

i thought i was going mad. suddenly i find im at the top of a 30 storey building and im walking to the edge. i try to stop myself but i cant. i fall off and im screaming. as i was about to hit the ground i find myself in my bed at home. i rush downstairs and check if my hair is different or if my skin colour has changed. i realise it was just a bad dream so i go back to sleep and try to forget about the nightmare

TRAPPED

Benjamin S.Posted by Benjamin S. 28 Apr, 2009 08:26AM

TRAPPED by Ben.s

I have been trapped so many times but this is the worst.

I was on my way to school when a gang of teenagers started chasing me. I was running as fast as I could but they were faster than me I passed the Hewett School and decided to go in and hide.

I saw a ladder leading to an English classroom and then I found myself starting to climb up. I rushed in and tried to open the door but it was locked. I was trapped in my own English classroom. The teenagers were already climbing up the ladder and I didn’t know what to do.

I found a note on the floor and it said ‘’the keys are…’’ but the rest was ripped in little pieces on the floor. I try to find the keys in my teacher’s cupboard but it wasn’t there. Then I tried under every table but they weren’t there.

The teenagers were already coming in so I had to act as fast as I could. I thought to myself where would a teacher hide their keys. The bookshelf and right at the back I find them.

I quickly opened the doors and escape and just in time because the teenagers. I ran to the library and I was safe at last.