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The Librarian's Revenge ©

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the amazing adventures of gay spiderman

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 05 Jul, 2009 11:11AM

one morning when gay spiderman was spiderwebbing throught town he suddenly bumped into himself, well not exacly himself the other (normal) spiderman, and then the (evil) spiderman joined them

"this is strange." gay spiderman started

"who are you two," demanded normal spiderman

"i'm evil spiderman," explaned evil spiderman

" i'm gay spiderman!" said gay spiderman cheerfully

" i'm normal spiderman, but call me norm, we'll call gay me homo, and evil w'll call him evil."

"sounds good to me!" homo and evil said at the same time

they then became best of friends and nothing else (to homos dissapointment

maths puzzle

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 05 Jul, 2009 10:58AM

10 10 10 = 9:50

add 1 line to make the statment correct. this the line -

anwser = 10 TO 10 = 9:50

cool peom

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 05 Jul, 2009 10:55AM

one fine day in the dead of night

2 dead men got up to fight

back to back they faced each other

drew there swords and shot each other

andrew the axe murderer returns

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 29 Jun, 2009 04:24PM

one morning when andrew was sitting in his stolen wheel chair sipping his coke. he found the demon wig and put it on ....

he was searching franticly searching for his bloody axe.......

his bag was packed and ready his bike full with fuel. he traveled 500 miles to get to cns. 3330002433 years later cns was silent deadly silent.

andrew checked his list hewett was next....

another 333002433 minutes later the libary was silent.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" screamed a bunch of kids who sudenly ran throught the libary

"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" andrew screamed his hight pitch scream

BANG BANG BANG 3 bloody heads fell to the now red carpet but the kid kept running even without there heads..................

"aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" andrew screamed as the kids stampled him.......

89 months later the hewett was tacken over by mutant sheep who could also turn into 45000 ugly children

456 years later the hewett was silent the only thing there was, was 234 00 dead carcasus.

the anne dictoinary

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 23 Jun, 2009 08:56PM

morning: error this word does not exist bright: anne melts in sun beems

amazing: a word that does not describe anne awsome: anne is awsome

the anne dictionary

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 22 Jun, 2009 05:08PM

triplet = Anne x36000 imposter = Anne on holiday idout = Anne all the time

proteection = Anti-Anne group growl=the noise anne makes when she wakes up

crimson = the name of a super hero whos scared of anne

sausage = what annes best friend is CHEESE = annes favourite food and word

gay = what annes friend hannah is wales = a place that anne is banned from

queen = anne is a queens name 34 = how old annes mum is

9999999 = annes real age curry = what annes hair is made of

the knife

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 22 Jun, 2009 03:44PM

i lay here dirty, blood covered, in this once white jean pocket, now browny red stained. me and henry are moving quikly, i'm rocking about in the pocket. i stop with a jolt. silence. all i can hear is silence.

suddenly i'm moved sharply out of the pocket into the cold midnight air. i can see the moon and the victim, who would lay dead and cold tommorow.

a beautifull young woman of about 20. with a familiar bag.

i'm brought up to her head. her eyes close. as do mine. i do not feel the familiar woosh in my ears or the final screem of the victim.

the amazing adventures of gay spiderman

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 16 Jun, 2009 05:18PM
gay spiderman was born in silly land in 1295, in decomender. (the month between january and march) his family then moved to chicken. he went to drama school there, he met dick and dom there and together the performed at erivision with some woman who had killed an ostrich and paid someone £80,000 to make it into a dress. at erivision he wore a blue sequin glitter suit. and thats then story of gay spiderman

play

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 15 Jun, 2009 04:03PM

hannah: king fred jester: gay spiderman sole: clementime the Queeen

fred: welcome one and all to this most gracous day. you are all here to celebrate the birth of my beautifull daughter orange. and here she is.

(the princess orange come in in a purple silk buggy)

everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww

clementime: oh isn't she adoreable?

molly: no she's an ugly but and she has an ugly name.

clementine: shut up molly and get out of my site. just because your jelous.

(in comes gay spiderman)

spiderman: hey hey! whats up i'm here to party with you! hey i'm the best.

(fred and gay spiderman disapear out of the hall, holding hands and the Queen looks angry)

play

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 15 Jun, 2009 04:02PM

hannah: king fred jester: gay spiderman sole: clementime the Queeen

fred: welcome one and all to this most gracous day. you are all here to celebrate the birth of my beautifull daughter orange. and here she is.

(the princess orange come in in a purple silk buggy)

everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww

clementime: oh isn't she adoreable?

molly: no she's an ugly but and she has an ugly name.

clementine: shut up molly and get out of my site. just because your jelous.

(in comes gay spiderman)

spiderman: hey hey! whats up i'm here to party with you! hey i'm the best.

(fred and gay spiderman disapear out of the hall, holding hands and the Queen looks angry)

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 20 May, 2009 07:20PM
andrew the sausage gets a job


one day andrew was bored and for some reason decided to get a job.


the job centre was a dull ugly place, lots of people looked sad liked the world was going to end. andrew joined a line and filled in a form, then joined another line. 


an ugly fat grape was talking to andrew "do you like animals?" 

"yes i do i once had a pet bee but it stung me." the grape did not look pleased "i'll just stop talking now." 


25 cuts later andrew was back at the job centre.


2 weeks later andrew had found the perfect job 


                         working at the swimming centre!

double'o sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 16 May, 2009 07:56PM
written for my my english assesment


"names sausage, andrew sausage." said the famously stupid spy andrew sausage, when he had just un - sucsessfully finished his 100,000th mission. 

andrew was crap, crap at his job crap at his social life, crap at everything.


"Andrew is going to pay, £500.000 pounds it's coming out of his pay check." shouted andrews boss mr flanigan.

"he's at the door." wispered agent x, the best spy in the buisness.


silence reined for what seemed like an eternity. the silence was eventualy broken by the red alert siren went off.


andrew went to see who it was!


a 12 foot gigantusorus was in front. he shot his gun and killed the beast. andrew was a hero and gaind the respect of his coliges. 


BANG!!!


a gun went off.  

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 14 May, 2009 04:22PM

andrew gets super hero powers

andrew was having his lunch in the park when a bird pooded in his crisps (not that he noticed). so he ate his crisps he didn't really enjoy the crisps but ate them any way.

the next day andrew woke up with wings, birds wings. he flew round the room several times. then got bored.

so he flew into town with his new wing. but his wings got shot down and he fell and broke his legs.

for the next 2 months andrew couldn't move an inch, unless he had help.

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 14 May, 2009 03:55PM

andrew turns into an axe murderer

one morning while walking along andrew found a wig, so of corse he tried it in. he change. he suddenly started murdering everyone, he turned it into a song which goes like this:

now, now, now,now. now is the time to die yeeeaaahh!

and did jaz hands at the end

24 hours later everyone on the earth had bean murderered by a nerd named andrew.

"oh dam, everyones dead!" shouted andrew. and then he shot himself

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 11 May, 2009 04:23PM

andrew asks dolly the dog to marry him

andrew the sausage was walking with his best on, flowers in his hand, a box of chocolates and his hair was combed. he was going to ask dolly to marry him.

"hi dolly!" said andrew

"hi andrew, do come in!" andrew came in cave her the flowers and asked her. this was her reply

"f*ck you brother, our children would be sausage dogs, fury sausage dogs! eeewww! go away!" instead of going andrew stayed and partyed and celebrated being friends!

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 11 May, 2009 04:07PM

andrew and the frog:

one morning andrew the sausage was walking into town. he took a short cut throught the park and as he passed the pond, a frog jumped on his head. "how do you do!" said the frog in a rather polite frogy voice andrew a little startled but then said "i do fine, why are you a talking frog? may i ask." the frog had this like it was exspecting this. "well i had a curse put on me by a mean and horrid witch!" another had joined them "no your the witch!" it shouted (it was a girl andrew could tell by it's voice) "my name repuncell by the way, nice to meat you,"

"nice to meat you too too." andrew replied

"stop confusing me!" the witch shouted. there was a long pause which was interupted by andrew saying "so how do you break the spell do you kiss?" the frogs looked at andrew and burst out with laughter "no we hold hands,"

andrew held hands with the frog. and suddenly started srinking. a suprised ribbet came out of him. "ha," said the 2 witches, walking off.

authers note: later on that day some slut came and kissed andrew thinking that andrew was her chiwawa. this made andrew really hansome everyone thought he had had plastic surgery (the spell lasted till midnight, and it was 11:59)

i bet you can guesse what happened to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 07 May, 2009 07:46PM
andrew and the mysterious dog


it was thursday and andrew was walking to work, he took a short cut throught the park. SUDENLY he got attacked by a dog. 

    it grabbed his shirt and ripped it from head to toe, leaving him rather naked. then dog then looked rather embarested. she then said "i'm sorry you see i have a toy sausage, and i thought that you were my toy. i'm sorry!" she then continued "my name is dolly by the way." andrew didn't know how reply so he told dolly his name and they became close friends.     

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 30 Apr, 2009 03:24PM

andrew and the mutant cheese

one morning a package arived, it was from his aunt charlie. it was mutant cheese (not that he knew that at the time).

andrew went to the shop and brought some crackers to enjoy with it. the cheese tasted rather nice.

that evening andrew starting acting strange, he walked on the walls and the ceeling, he recorated his house with mustard and tomato ketchup (it was an orangy colour). the most amazing thing is that he did it all in his sleep (i don't know he did it).

somone saw him and put it on you tube. 900,234 thousand people watched the video and he became a local numpty.

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 28 Apr, 2009 04:43PM

andrew and the choclate bar

chocolate is nice, and it's andrews favourite food, so when he found out that he had won a life time supply of it he got a massive suprise.

when the chocolate arive he had a chocolate party, and invited his friends and family. everyone enjoyed the party and had a wonderfull time and at the end they all got a masive bar of choclate as big as your bed.

andrew's cousin took a day to eat it, so she got 2 bars not 1.

the adventures of andrew the sausage

Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 28 Apr, 2009 04:13PM

anrew and the bloon

one day while andrew was wandering about town with his sister alice B (she was also a sausage). he was very happy walking along with his sister. sudenly he saw a child who was crying, andrew went up the child and asked "whats the matter with you'" the child just pointed to a nearby man who was selling baloons. "would you like a baloon," the child nodded.

andrew brought a baloon for the child it was blue. as soon as the child saw it her face lit up. the child thanked andrew and he coninued feeling a lot better about himself.

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