The first laws of Prime Minister Count Vladimir Dracula.
- No garlic to be eaten.
- All Christian churches are to be demolished, and the crosses burnt, to make way for gothic nightclubs.
- The Beefeaters of the tower are now called the bloodsuckers.
- Regular blood donations.
- Guy Falks day is now Van Helsing day and instead of burning Guy Falks you burn Van Helsing.
- Britain is not a Country it’s now a COUNTry.
- We have pulled out of the E.U. and have made an alliance with Romania, called the Treaty of Transylvania.
- The Union Jack and now is called the Union Vlad.