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Daniel R.Posted by Daniel R 25 Sep, 2009 09:57AM
The first laws of Prime Minister Count Vladimir Dracula.

  1. No garlic to be eaten.
  2. All Christian churches are to be demolished, and the crosses burnt, to make way for gothic nightclubs.
  3. The Beefeaters of the tower are now called the bloodsuckers.
  4. Regular blood donations.
  5. Guy Falks day is now Van Helsing day and instead of burning Guy Falks you burn Van Helsing.
  6. Britain is not a Country it’s now a COUNTry.
  7. We have pulled out of the E.U. and have made an alliance with Romania, called the Treaty of Transylvania.
  8. The Union Jack and now is called the Union Vlad.