one morning when gay spiderman was spiderwebbing throught town he suddenly bumped into himself, well not exacly himself the other (normal) spiderman, and then the (evil) spiderman joined them
"this is strange." gay spiderman started
"who are you two," demanded normal spiderman
"i'm evil spiderman," explaned evil spiderman
" i'm gay spiderman!" said gay spiderman cheerfully
" i'm normal spiderman, but call me norm, we'll call gay me homo, and evil w'll call him evil."
"sounds good to me!" homo and evil said at the same time
they then became best of friends and nothing else (to homos dissapointment