andrew gets super hero powers
andrew was having his lunch in the park when a bird pooded in his crisps (not that he noticed). so he ate his crisps he didn't really enjoy the crisps but ate them any way.
the next day andrew woke up with wings, birds wings. he flew round the room several times. then got bored.
so he flew into town with his new wing. but his wings got shot down and he fell and broke his legs.
for the next 2 months andrew couldn't move an inch, unless he had help.