Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 28 Jan, 2010 11:42AM
Janet was holding her mums hand. It was her first day of play school, she had butterflies in her stomach and the only thing she wanted to do was cry. Tears began to flood down her face. “Perk up Janet,” her mum cooed, “ you’ll have a brilliant day.” She dried Janet’s tears. Janet looked at the other kids and saw Yamane; she ran off excitedly and joined the other kids.
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 09 Dec, 2009 08:48PM
i heard a bird sing a sweet song
i heard a fish bobbing along
i heard a peunguin flapping it's wings
i heard a goldsmith shining a ring
i heard an archer shoot into the sky
i heard a slob eating blueberry pie
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 09 Dec, 2009 04:04PM
i saw a pig flying high in the sky
i saw a mirical happen right before my eye
i saw a dog barking at the moon
i saw a baby bouncing on a spoon
i saw a duck with long curly hair
i saw a lampshade hugging a grizzly bear
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 03 Dec, 2009 04:39PM
have to ever felt that your life was spiraling out of control. mine is. i bet you don't belive me, neither did i to start of with.
it all started when i was on holiday with my family, when my little brother vandalised an ancient kings grave and now he has given me bad luck, i'm possitive of it. he doesn't belive me niether does dad. so now i'm stuck cursed for life, what would you do if you were me.
i was on holiday with my mum, dad and little bother. we went to the market, and i saw these pink babalis hair stateners on this stall, and i just had to have them. my mum said "no!" of corse
dad said "if your mum said no then it's a no." i moaned on for ages it just wasn't fair why couldn't i have them, whilst i was moaning an old looking lady behind me said.
"do you want three wishes," she asked
"what have you got a genie or something?" i joked
"yes, i have acually," she said looking serious
"ok. how much is it?" i asked
i just gaped at the stall owner "what about 250 euros." the stall owner shook her head
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 15 Oct, 2009 09:06PM
i'm a dentist
but i'm scared of pain
i'm so scared of hurting people,
that the sacked me yesterday
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 08 Oct, 2009 11:09AM
I’m scared of the dentist me
I know I shouldn’t be
But all my friends are scared
And that’s affected me
I don’t know what it is
I find so scary about it
It’s just when I enter the place
The light in my heart feels dim
Edited: By Connor Bell - Wrong Category.
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 05 Oct, 2009 04:05PM
Jesusaurus comes when called
Jesusaurus is really old
Jesusaurus drinks only tea
Jesusaurus smells of pee
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 05 Oct, 2009 04:01PM
Blue is colour of the sky
Sometimes blue fruit is in a pie
Blue is the colour of the sea
Sometimes people have blueberry tea
Blue is the colour of some cars
Blue is not the colour of the planet mars.
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 30 Jul, 2009 10:30AM
"i have news for everyone!!!." said gary
"oh what is it now!" shouted what remaned of the slowly evaporating crowd "come on lets go it's just one of gay garys crap theries."
"don't listen to bob," the crowd stared at him "ok i've made mistakes ok 45,000 mistakes but i'm possitive that chickens are invading the earth."
"oh yeah in your thick head." bob said roling his eyes.
sudenly these spaceship apear with chickens in.
"he's right, what do we do."
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 30 Jul, 2009 10:01AM
"i hate my mum!" i shouted into the empty, burned forest. i picked up a stick and wave it around in the air, it made a satisfying sound. BANG! i hit a tree. then something blinded me "cool!" i climbed up the tree and saw that it was a pair of red glittery baseball boots i kikked of my holey, muddy old trainers and put on the red glittery converse.woosh.
"where am i." i asked no one "that sucks!"
"h h hello, i i i'm ch ch char charlie." i looked at charlie for a moment.
"where am i i was in cleves forest a moment ago i'm not there now am i?" charlie looked at me dumdfounded. "are you stupid or something." i said getting anoyed
"no of corse i'm not. i've just magicly apeared here!" i said srcasticly. i looked at charlie he wore futureistic clothes and a floppy hat. he looked down at my shoes then i did too. "what?" i asked "what there just shoes."
"where did you find them?" charlie asked
"in my bedroom." i said
"really?" he asked
"yup." i said
"no you didn't." he argued "there bob shoes."
"what is he gay or something." i said sarcasticly
he looked at me suddenly scared "how do you know that? don't tell anyone please don't."
"i won't." i said slowly "why?" i asked
"because they'll get you?" charlie said
"who's 'they'" i asked
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 14 Jul, 2009 07:38PM
i walked into the abandoned mansion. CREAK! "ok guys, good dare it worked, i'm scared." i heard hoots of laughter from ben, john and robert. "oh ha ha ha!" i said sarcasticly. CREAK! "ahh." everyone screamed. a mouse apeared out of the wall. CREAK! like a lightning bolt everyone ran out of the mansion!
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 13 Jul, 2009 08:42PM
the room was alight all i could see was orange. the haeat burned. but there was no panic in the air. everyone in the room was standing there in silence. no one knew what to do. something had to happen.
i woke up wishing in hadn't, as i was being shouted at by my mum "i know what you did!" the ghost said. was i still dreaming? my mum was dead. i closed my eyes, and rubbed my eye lids. when i opened my eyes she was gone.
i fell downstairs. knowing i was as white as a sheet.
"you alright ?" my dad (john) asked
"yeah yeah i'm fine." i just about managed to say
"iv'e got to go to work now. bye darling." he kissed my forehead and left. i drank and ate, then left for school in battered old volvo. school was ok. i got the usual names, emo, slut, fatso. i had got used to them by now. at lunch i sat in the libary and read, like i normally did.
"hey emo!" david king wispered to me. at first i ignored him. "hey emo!!!" he shouted at the top of his vioce he got sent out of the libary. i snigered and got sent out as well.
"i only laughted." i moaned
fith period was the worst. the taunghts were always bad in math. i had finished the work i asked if i could go to the nurse. he was a bit reluctant but agreed in the end.
i legged it out of school. i ran to my car, and sped home. getting caught by the police and fined, it was only £50.
tuna pasta for tea it was not the best.
the fire raged on. i ran into a coridor made of trees there were thousands of them frozen people. like time had stopped. sudenly a figure move. i screamed.
i woke up sweating. "are you ok darling.2 my dads soft voice asked "i i i'm fine i." strugled to speek.
"you go back to bed. it's three in the morning. sweet dreams." my dad left the room. i knew i wouldn't be able to go back to bed. so i turned on my laptop and checked my email. 3 from the social worker.
are you ok, you haven't been contacting me latly. please reply
i ignored the other two. on saturday i went to the cinema seeing one of the crapest movie i have ever seen.
more is comeing.......
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 06 Jul, 2009 04:33PM
i picked out leif arnold, a lovers meeting, the top of everest and a spatula.
leif was tired depressed and frozen. he didn't amaze him that he had just got to the top of everest.
a woman dressed in white riding on a white horse was leif seeing things no she was really there. he could not tell. to his suprise the woman lifted him up and sat him on her horse.
"okay, this is strange!" leif said sudenly confused."
sudenly he woke up why was he being hit with a spatula
"get up darling!" he opened his eyes the woman on the mountain but much much much much much much much much older
maybe is wasn't a dream...
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 06 Jul, 2009 04:15PM
i had to pick 4 things a place, an object, a person and an event i got a shady stranger, a libary,a wedding and a bubble machine. so heres my story enjoy!!!
a shady stranger dressed in white. the dress was in latest fashion, so beatiful
"eehh!" the vicar suddenly said "is this a ,gay wedding!"
"yes." gay spiderman replied he was also wearing a dress in the latest fashion.
the libary had bean decorated in white ribbons and pink bows. "the congegration looks pleased!" the vicar noted "why is there no one in the congegration?"
the black shady character answered this or batman "well, no one likes us and er we have been baned from every church in the world.
"the world!" the vicar said in shock
"lets get on with the wedding. we are gathered here today to bear, do you mind if i go straight to the vowles?"
" thats fine." they said reluctuntly
"do you batman dog doo bob flower take gay billi- jo spiderman to be you lover for as long as you live?"
"i do!" batman replied
"and do you gay billi-jo spiderman take batman to be you partner?"
"i do." spiderman said
"you may kiss the bride." he looked away as they kissed trying desperatly not to show his disscused.
"do you mind?" batman said passing him a bubble gun
"no." the vicar said as he blew some bubbles "happy wedding!"
suddenly he ran out of the libary
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 06 Jul, 2009 03:41PM
I fought the beating drum in my already worried head. I was running. Running as fast, as my leg would carry me. Crash! I fall on to the cold unforgiving cracked concrete floor. My body was to week to move from my position. Crash! A golden yellow lightning crashed onto the once green earth. The bolt light up the sky giving the illusion that the sky was yellow. Crash! Another bolt fell to the ground.
I tried to get up. Using the last of my energy I rose up then fell onto the pavement I would never be able to get up!
"ahh!" i woke up only able to see a white light. i was in hospital. all ofa sudden everything went blury, and then swam into focus.
"hello dear aww how are you?" a short, dumpy woman said smiling.
"w w wh who who are you i manadged to say. the woman looked shocked and looked at the man who i presumed was a doctor.
"your daughter unfortunetly has amnesia so she might not remember you." the doctor explained
"how long will she not remember me." (sarah) my 'mum' asked anxiosly
"it's hard to tell but i would say 2 to 3 days tops could be a week. i'm really sorry." mum started to walk away.
"let me know if any developments acure." she said going of to atent to other pathents
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 06 Jul, 2009 03:02PM
my fish, i named him bob
i killed him coz he was a slob
you might think i'm bad
but i say "no i'm mad."
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 06 Jul, 2009 03:00PM
have you ever had a fish
on a golden silver dish
i once had a fish
on a golden silver dish
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 06 Jul, 2009 02:58PM
3-d is really cool
i did 3-d at my school
do you know what is a mule
coz i think that they rule
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 05 Jul, 2009 08:36PM
on morning when homo, norm, stu and evil were monkey walking down the street when they walked past a fire eater.
"I WANT A GO!!" shouted stupid at the top of his voice
stu picked up the 2 firesticks and put them down his throat
4 hours later stu was lying in a white hospital about to have an opperation!
Anne D.Posted by Anne D. 05 Jul, 2009 11:11AM
one morning when gay spiderman was spiderwebbing throught town he suddenly bumped into himself, well not exacly himself the other (normal) spiderman, and then the (evil) spiderman joined them
"this is strange." gay spiderman started
"who are you two," demanded normal spiderman
"i'm evil spiderman," explaned evil spiderman
" i'm gay spiderman!" said gay spiderman cheerfully
" i'm normal spiderman, but call me norm, we'll call gay me homo, and evil w'll call him evil."
"sounds good to me!" homo and evil said at the same time
they then became best of friends and nothing else (to homos dissapointment