Who ever said death was painful was talking out of their gigantuatly sized arse!
It's not Painful..... It's excruciating!!! ©
the following text contains potty mouth language, written comic violence and some horror parts so... yadda... yadda you know the rest. :D
dling... dling... dling... Another morning, another day. as far as Robert gray was concerned it was going to be a perfect day. Mr Gray is a 6ft, 35 year old, a bit wide around the waist. funeral parlor accountant who lived in the small village of Newbie (actual place). He was happy with his little office, his cheating wife, his slight come-over and of course his BMW M5.
As he left for work after eating a bowl of wheat-a-bix and a banana, he headed off to work on hill end road. by the time Robert had reached the B721, little did he know he had few minutes to live. As he turned into Greencroft wynd a fuel tanker crashed into the side of his BMW with such speed the BMW was nearly half the original size, as it was squashed between the leaking fuel tanker and a wall, the petrol gushed down into the car over Mr gray slowly, agonizingly, drowning him... screaming for his dear life anyone close enough could make out the muffled cries of J**** M***** F****** M*** B****** ANTI C*****!!!!!!!!!!
The petrol reached the sparking engine, flames arose but Mr Gray was half out the car! one brave man was pulling Robert out of the car in the process putting himself at risk. the car burst alight so did the two men and the tanker. a explosion loud enough to be heard in Carlisle caused catastrophic damage.mr gray was sent flying onto the roof of a neighboring building as for the man he was not as lucky. He went catapulting into a stop sign impaling through his heart... death not so instantly.
However Mr Gray remained a burning mess on that roof for the next few hours until he was no longer recognizable as human he had died the moment the car caught fire. so why could he feel every nerve ending burn and sizzle away his eyes melt out of there sockets. The breeze through where his cheeks should be... but when you think about it it was inheritance, it's obvious when you realize who his great great grandfather was....
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by Solomon Hill
(part one of 3/4/5 haven't decided yet)